The Thirsty Gnome
5044 Northeast Parvin Road, Kansas City, MO
About
This husband-and-wife-owned neighborhood bar opened in October 2023 and leans into local sports—Sporting KC, Chiefs, Royals, and KC Current games draw steady crowds. Pool tables, live music most nights, karaoke, and a patio keep things lively, with daily specials like $1.50 wings on Wednesday and $1.75 tacos Thursday; Friday's prime rib dinner and Sunday brunch are solid draws.
What's on
Every Tuesday night at 7pm. Sing, food, cold drinks
Midweek bikes, brews, and live music. Bike washes by Shorty's Bike Wash Girls. Patio seating, live music performances.
Live Music - No Cover Charge! Pizza and Wing Special starting at 5 PM.
Live On Stage - Free Event! Reuben Sandwiches served all day.
Come grab some wings on National Chicken Wing Day
Live Music - No Cover Charge! Pizza and Wing Special starting at 5 PM.
Come grab a beer with us on National IPA Day
Come grab a giant juicy cheeseburger for National Cheeseburger Day
Join us for National Drink Beer Day and try one of our many craft brews
Features
Hours
| Monday | Closed |
| Tuesday | 11 AM – 1 AM |
| Wednesday | 11 AM – 1 AM |
| Thursday | 11 AM – 1 AM |
| Friday | 11 AM – 1 AM |
| Saturday | 11 AM – 1 AM |
| Sunday | 10 AM – 12 AM |
Specials
All Well Drinks $1.00 off! Domestic Beers Can/Bottles $1.00 off! All Draft Beer $1.00 off
6 Wings & Fries, or wings for $1.50 each (Minimum 6). Buffalo, Barbeque, Asian Fusion, Spicy Apricot, Caesar, MO Rub
Crispy hard shells or soft warm tortillas for $1.75 each with homemade salsa
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